How to be a bitch and a diva in one night without really trying
1. guarentee you have 'friends' that don't call you to say they're going out to a performance you had said earlier you should all go to
2. text friends and have no reply to the question about going out that night
3. go out anyway b/c why not? You know there are going to be other people there you can hang with and you should go and be supportive of the performers
4. sit with the people you see as you first come in the door who aren't the 'friends' (bonus marks if that is at the front of the room right by the stage)
5. have a great time with those people and enjoy the show and the new company
6. get a beer from the bar, talk to other people while in line and don't look around the room b/c you think you may have seen the 'friends'
7. go back to your chair, drink, laugh
8. discover you have a text from the 'friends' saying "Fine! Don't sit with us!!"
9. reply (very delayed of course) with "I didn't know you were here or even going to be here :-P"
10. get response that says "Still doesn't change the fact that you're over there and you haven't even come over to say 'hi'"
11. ignore text and keep having a good time all the while thinking "mmm... so if you were here and saw me come in, and didn't tell you were going to be here, how is that MY job to come over and say hello?"
12. drink
13. watch 'friends' leave but don't make any eye contact
14. drink
15. get suckered into singing a solo at the club in a key that is much to high while one of your students sits in the audience and her father is in the band backing you up
16. sing poorly
17. get fake praise and yet think to yourself "I'm glad the 'friends' weren't here but HA! too bad they weren't"
18. make new friends or ditch the some of the old ones (this step is still in the beginning stages)
2. text friends and have no reply to the question about going out that night
3. go out anyway b/c why not? You know there are going to be other people there you can hang with and you should go and be supportive of the performers
4. sit with the people you see as you first come in the door who aren't the 'friends' (bonus marks if that is at the front of the room right by the stage)
5. have a great time with those people and enjoy the show and the new company
6. get a beer from the bar, talk to other people while in line and don't look around the room b/c you think you may have seen the 'friends'
7. go back to your chair, drink, laugh
8. discover you have a text from the 'friends' saying "Fine! Don't sit with us!!"
9. reply (very delayed of course) with "I didn't know you were here or even going to be here :-P"
10. get response that says "Still doesn't change the fact that you're over there and you haven't even come over to say 'hi'"
11. ignore text and keep having a good time all the while thinking "mmm... so if you were here and saw me come in, and didn't tell you were going to be here, how is that MY job to come over and say hello?"
12. drink
13. watch 'friends' leave but don't make any eye contact
14. drink
15. get suckered into singing a solo at the club in a key that is much to high while one of your students sits in the audience and her father is in the band backing you up
16. sing poorly
17. get fake praise and yet think to yourself "I'm glad the 'friends' weren't here but HA! too bad they weren't"
18. make new friends or ditch the some of the old ones (this step is still in the beginning stages)
posted by Maggie at
23.11.06
1 Comments:
Okay, here's my take on this. They went out to this preformance, but didn't tell you they were going. That makes me feel like they ditched you first off. So you go, have fun without them, which awesome for you by the way. They see you having a good time, but don't come over to say "Hi" or anything, instead Text you, I mean, c'mon, how hard would it have been to walk over and say "Hey there! want to sit with us?". Anyway, text you, getting mad at you, when they went out without you in the first place. Personally, sounds like jealousy. They didn't think you could have fun without them, and they see you can and got Jealous. Boo them, Yay You! :)
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