Horror-scopes
Sitting with Rashy and Nibski tonight in the coffee shop - this put us in stitches! It's today's YourHoroscope from The Province by Georgia Nicols. Holy crap it's funny. (however, I find the frequent parenthesized comments annoying...)
Scorpio (Nibski)
You're a hot and sexy sign, and this month your hot and sexy past is back to haunt you! A lot of stuff that used to be below the radar is right up there with on the big screen! (Ooops. Busted!) People you forgot about are suddenly calling or bumping into you. (Don't you wish you had been a bit more discriminating?) Ah, the travils and embarrassments of recreational sex. (I know whereof I speak.) Creative projects are also stalled in the water. ("Dear Lord, help me make this dealin.") Parents might even reconnect with lost children. "Mom, is that you? You've changed since I was a baby." Time to pay old gambling detbs. It's all a bit much. (You can run but you can't hide.)
This one wasn't as funny - but it was still okay.
Taurus (Rashy and I)
... Conservative Taurus wear[s] purple in their old age. You eventually become a flamboyant Leo! (Yes, the great sex never stops and your romantic soul lives forever.) Kinda nice, eh? Friends from the past are definately back in your life. Someone might owe you money - this could be your moment to collect. It's a good thing to talk to others about your dreams and hopes for the future. Do an overall assessment of your long-range plans. Talking about them can help sort stuff out in your min, as well as generate helpful feedback from others. (Ya never know.)
Scorpio (Nibski)
You're a hot and sexy sign, and this month your hot and sexy past is back to haunt you! A lot of stuff that used to be below the radar is right up there with on the big screen! (Ooops. Busted!) People you forgot about are suddenly calling or bumping into you. (Don't you wish you had been a bit more discriminating?) Ah, the travils and embarrassments of recreational sex. (I know whereof I speak.) Creative projects are also stalled in the water. ("Dear Lord, help me make this dealin.") Parents might even reconnect with lost children. "Mom, is that you? You've changed since I was a baby." Time to pay old gambling detbs. It's all a bit much. (You can run but you can't hide.)
This one wasn't as funny - but it was still okay.
Taurus (Rashy and I)
... Conservative Taurus wear[s] purple in their old age. You eventually become a flamboyant Leo! (Yes, the great sex never stops and your romantic soul lives forever.) Kinda nice, eh? Friends from the past are definately back in your life. Someone might owe you money - this could be your moment to collect. It's a good thing to talk to others about your dreams and hopes for the future. Do an overall assessment of your long-range plans. Talking about them can help sort stuff out in your min, as well as generate helpful feedback from others. (Ya never know.)
posted by Maggie at
26.2.06
2 Comments:
Okay, after reading those, I really want to see what mine says *LOL* look up Gemini/Cancer (I'm a split) and get back to me ;) Oh, and I want to hear the juicy details about all that great sex you're having :)
By
spankosaur, at 2/3/06 4:36 p.m.
Gemini said " Expect a few surprised from bosses, parents and authority figures. For starters, you might run into bosses from you past or parents you haven't seen in a while. This could be good; this could be not so good. For some on you, 'the last straw' will occur - that Peter Finch moment: 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!' You might throw in the proverbial towel. Fortunately, you couldn't pick a better year to quit your day job. That's because your job will improve this year by chaning conditions. Actually , a change in bosses might be the perfect solution. The evil one gets fired: 'So long! Goodbye! Write if you get work!' Heh heh. Don't you wish?"
And Cancer said "This Mercury retrograde (the first of three this year) really stirs up matters at school, particularly centres of higher learning - colleges, universities and training institues. MAny of you will hear from people from other countries you haven't heard from in ages. Those of you who work in publishing and the media will duffer from delays embarassing errors and confused communications (silly little things that make you gnash your teeth). Actually, delays, errors and mixed-up communications show up in areas related to medicine and the law as well. Sudden change in any of these areas might aldo make you so rebellious you want to 'blow this pop stand!' I'm outta here."
So they were both boring. At least I'm supposedly getting some. You're just getting a new job.
By
Maggie, at 3/3/06 6:32 p.m.
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